Barbie is 51 today!

Here are some new Barbie dolls to coincide with her and our aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic.

  • Bifocals Barbie — Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

  • Facial Hair Barbie — As Barbie’s hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

  • Flabby Arms Barbie — Hide Barbie’s droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns.

  • Bunion Barbie — Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie’s dainty arched feet.

  • No-More-Wrinkles Barbie — Erase those pesky crow’s-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie’s own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.

  • Soccer Mom Barbie — All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.