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Things Mom Says!
This weekend we have the privilege of celebrating our moms! Every year my sisters and I put pressure on ourselves to try to figure out how to full express our love and appreciation for all that our mom has done and sacrificed for us. A card just doesn't seem to be enough. We also like to use this time to remember all the crazy things we've done or heard our mom say. I found a list of 100+ 'Momisms' that I'm sure we've all heard at least once in our life!
Enjoy and I pray that you have a wonderful Mother's Day!
1. A little
"birdy" told me!
2. A little soap & water never killed anybody.
3. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.
4. Am I talking to a brick wall?
5. Answer me when I ask you a question!
6. Are you deaf or something?
7. Are you going out dressed like that?
8. Are you lying to me?
9. Are your hands broken? Pick it up yourself! I'm not your maid!
10. As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say.
11. Beds are NOT made for jumping on.
12. Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age.
13. Call me when you get there, just so I know you're okay.
14. Clean up after yourself!
15. Close the door! You weren't born in a barn!
16. Cupcakes are NOT a breakfast food!
17. Did you brush your teeth?
18. Did you clean your room?
19. Did you comb your hair?
20. Did you flush?
21. Do as I say, not as I do.
22. Do I look like a maid?
23. Do you live to annoy me?
24. Do you think I'm made of money?
25. Do you think this is a hotel? You can't just come here only to sleep.
26. Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?
27. Don't ask me WHY. The answer is NO.
28. Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.
29. Don't cross your eyes or they'll freeze that way.
30. Don't eat that, you'll get worms!
31. Don't eat the seeds or you'll have watermelons growing out your ears
32. Don't EVER let me catch you doing that again!
33. Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold.
34. Don't make me come in there!
35. Don't make me get up!
36. Don't pick that scab, it'll get infected.
37. Don't pick your nose in public.
38. Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been.
39. Don't run in the house.
40. Don't run with a lollipop in your mouth.
41. Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.
42. Don't talk with your mouth full!
43. Don't use that tone with me!
44. Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!
45. Don't you have anything better to do?
46. Eat your vegetables, they're good for you.
47. Enough is enough!
48. Go ask your father.
49. Go play outside! It's a beautiful day!
50. Go to your room and think about what you did!
For the full list, visit: http://free.naplesplus.us/articles/view.php/6904/100-things-moms-say
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